Sunday, January 26, 2014

(Probably) True Supposition

Did you know that the inspiration for the K-Os song "The Dog is Mine" was (probably) the movie Our Idiot Brother? Consider the evidence.

  • The chorus and very title of the song reference the main character's central motivation throughout the film. When he gets out of jail Ned desperately wants to reconnect with his dog but his former partner Janet kicks him off their farm and refuses to let him bring his golden retriever named Willie Nelson with him. In K-Os's words, Janet makes it so that "a dog gotta be a prize." Her actions drive him to solicit legal advice on the matter (a very unusual step for an outside-the-system guy like Ned) and he even goes so far as to try and steal the dog back. One of his sister's explains that no one could love anything as unconditionally as Ned  loves Willie Nelson. At the end of the movie it is not any human relationship but Ned's relationship with his dog that gives him a reason to leave jail. In his eyes, "The Dog is [Emphatically] Mine," and every capital letter belongs in that title/thought.
  • The timing of the song's release fits with the production timeline of an album given when K-Os likely saw Our Idiot Brother: The movie was released in January 2011 and the song came out in September 2012.
  • K-Os sings, "Got to pack my things and go" which syncs with Ned's eviction at the hands of Janet as well as making reference to the pack he wears in several scenes throughout the film. Indeed, the word pack is repeated in the line, "I thought you don't pack a soul," which also describes Janet's ruthless cleavage of Ned from his precious dog.
  • Other K-Os lyrics talk about how he "tried to empathize" and implore the listener to "go ahead with your better self." These lines succinctly articulate Ned's worldview. He tries to connect with people by listening to them on an emotional level and he explains to Princess Arabella in the film that he believes trusting people inspires them to bring out their best selves.
  • Ned is the apotheosis of naive. He sells marijuana to a uniformed police officer because he genuinely believes the policeman is asking his help and isn't merely entrapping him. Hence K-Os writing a line in his song about being "too naïve to know."
  • The song has a stoner rock vibe to it, which is a very interesting and particular style for a versatile artist like K-Os to choose.



Thursday, January 23, 2014

Scrubs, do you want some Scrubs?

I, using my alternate alter ego Gandhi Turkleton, posted my first videos to YouTube recently. Behold their greatness!







Season 6


Season 8

You'll note that I, like most of the Scrubs fanbase, do not acknowledge the existence of Season so-called 9.

Anyway, having created a Blogger blog in 2011 and posted YouTube videos for the first time in late 2013, I am right on track to start tweeting in 2016 and then who knows what's next? Dare I dream of a tumblr with resplendent with my most recent intellectual property violations? The Internet better watch out because here comes Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year!*

*: Time's 2006 Person of the Year was "You" as in YouTube. And by "you" in this case I of course mean "Me" and not "Us" which is whom Time was using it to refer to. Sorry if that was a confusing use of pronouns and/or you didn't know who Time's 2006 Person of the Year was and had to read this endnote. I can see now that expecting you to remember who was THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON ON THE PLANET 8 years ago is asking too much. I promise I will not expect you to remember more than 7 things going forward.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Onomatopoeia?

"Grandiloquence" is one of those words that means what it sounds like.

Bombastic? More like Bomb Blasts It!

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Airports & Social Media

The problem with Twitter is that the time people are most inclined to use it is when they are stuck somewhere waiting so it’s great reading material only if you want to tap into the first world problems zeitgeist. I mean really, how many times can you read a snide remark about the peculiar habits of a passenger seated next to a tweet's author?


Tuesday, December 10, 2013

From a land before gifs

Hey René, how do you feel about the Parti Québécois essentially abandoning separatist referendums despite getting 49.42% in the last one 18+ years ago and being re-elected multiple times since then?

Lévesque isn't angry, he's just very disappointed in you, PQ.

Monday, December 9, 2013

Bioaccumulation

When I eventually have to replace my laptop it’ll be because there is so much food stuck underneath the keys that they are rendered completely unusable.

Not Pictured: My day-old brownie that crumbles over everything whenever a soft breeze blows in the same county.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Clausewitz on 70s Psychedelic Funk


Mil-history bros?
War! What is it good for?

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Mil-history bros!
The pursuit of politics by other means.



 Jackie Chan don't know nothin' 'bout no war.