Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Board Shame

Pretty sure I'm addicted to sugar because I played Candyland as a kid. The game has nothing to do with learning to read or counting, but it has everything to do with mouth-watering images of sweets. There's no strategy so you brain can really focus on the succulent images of Chocolate Marshes and Peppermint Stick Forests. Yeah, like that's not habit-forming; why not just stick a heroin needle in my arm, Mom! Nobody mentioned diabeatus when I was taking the shortcut along Gumdrop Pass!


Sunday, May 6, 2012

Punxsutawney Thrawn

I step outside, pale and feeble after months and months of living indoors. A black fly lands on my forearm. Three more months of de facto winter.