tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75955651200503270602024-03-13T16:06:59.714-04:00yourplacefamily blogSharing with the searchbotsCoolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.comBlogger205125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-60680174573380352012021-01-14T12:07:00.007-05:002021-01-14T12:10:44.821-05:00Defrauding the Environment<table style="background-color: white; border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0px; color: black; letter-spacing: -0.25px; line-height: 27px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; width: 580px;"><tbody><tr style="padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;"><td class="m_7264224812764858344small-12 m_7264224812764858344columns m_7264224812764858344first m_7264224812764858344last" style="line-height: 27px; margin: 0px auto 13px; padding: 0px 16px 16px; width: 564px;"><table style="border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; width: 548px;"><tbody><tr style="padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;"><td style="line-height: 27px; margin: 0px 0px 13px; padding: 0px;"><table style="border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; width: 548px;"><tbody><tr><td style="color: #4c4c4c; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Close to 60 natural gas well sites in southern Alberta, were <a data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://trk.cp20.com/click/e7a4-2ckai9-wthjif-drh0e2b2/pmreg33oorqwg5boivugc43iei5ceodtnnyew4tgm5gva6l2nb5g4tcbiviuiudggnrw2qlhpj4uk2lkej6q%253D%253D%253D%253D&source=gmail&ust=1610726989217000&usg=AFQjCNENaeSdM7mhoQk9dcuEf6M6sU67Wg" href="http://trk.cp20.com/click/e7a4-2ckai9-wthjif-drh0e2b2/pmreg33oorqwg5boivugc43iei5ceodtnnyew4tgm5gva6l2nb5g4tcbiviuiudggnrw2qlhpj4uk2lkej6q%3D%3D%3D%3D" style="color: #4c4c4c; line-height: 1.3; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" target="_blank">supposed to</a> be cleaned up and the land was supposed to be rehabilitated once the company operating them (Aeraden Energy Corp.) stopped extracting resources from them. Instead, an Alberta Energy Regulator (AER) investigation found CEPro Energy & Environmental Services Inc. submitted site photos on Aeraden's behalf that weren’t of the wells being reclaimed and signed off on cleanups at many sites despite holes in the ground and equipment left behind. <br /><br />Now, in Canada, to prove fraud, the prosecution only needs to show that there was deceit that the accused knew would potentially deprive someone else. In this case, that is very easy: submitting fake photos is deceit, plain as a day. So is signing a document that says something is clean when it is not. And it is hard to leave huge holes in the ground and equipment littering the landscape without knowing about it. The "someone else" being deprived in this case is all of us since the fraud harmed our shared environment -- an environment, mind you, that AER claims to be responsible for over the entire life cycle of resource extraction projects.<br /><br />So, CEPro must have been charged, right? I mean, even if they are not punished for polluting or breaching environmental regulations, at a minimum the fraud part of this case is a slam dunk!<br /><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlJfl98QrK5-MBwaVbZMYMHwS6WUxm7nUXrX6Pjvg4qImWOBKBhBgXOTgvVYqOEe6h809MpNXUrLvOSpncqVIeUiEwJCF2oNhTMpqdwDmIEMFRYMrmjOjEi5Uuz2k62E5Ivfr7eB96BLM/s570/tumblr_n3rjrr7GE31tvespno1_1280.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;"><img border="0" data-original-height="238" data-original-width="570" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlJfl98QrK5-MBwaVbZMYMHwS6WUxm7nUXrX6Pjvg4qImWOBKBhBgXOTgvVYqOEe6h809MpNXUrLvOSpncqVIeUiEwJCF2oNhTMpqdwDmIEMFRYMrmjOjEi5Uuz2k62E5Ivfr7eB96BLM/s320/tumblr_n3rjrr7GE31tvespno1_1280.png" width="320" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></td></tr></tbody></table><table style="border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; width: 548px;"><tbody><tr><td style="color: #4c4c4c; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">No, of course they were not charged. As Clarence Darrow once said, "A criminal is a person with predatory instincts without sufficient capital to form a corporation." So naturally the companies involved will not even face financial penalties despite the breadth and seriousness of their contraventions of Alberta’s Environmental Protection and Enhancement Act. For the lazy pricks who committed fraud while hiding behind corporate veils, prison was never contemplated. Instead, each company received a warning letter from AER, calling the matter “very serious.” What a crock of shit.</span></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-29671071921645150422016-12-29T23:12:00.001-05:002016-12-29T23:12:55.623-05:00The Secret is Never Try<span style="background-color: white; color: #181818; font-family: "merriweather" , "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14px;">“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.” </span><br />
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I hate this quote, especially when it's abridged to just, "Insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results." It's anti-perseverance and inaccurate in non-deterministic environments (i.e. life). It's like saying to some who wants a coin to land heads to give up if they flip it a couple times and get only tails.<br />
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Works best on the fat ones, which is to say most of 'em.<br />
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<br />Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-18634497468899002412016-01-07T17:04:00.000-05:002016-01-06T10:32:47.512-05:00HBDFacebook is a grand website to visit if you enjoy racking your brain to think of an original and non-obnoxious way to say "Happy Birthday!"Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-81142515586265287422016-01-06T10:28:00.002-05:002016-01-06T10:28:21.925-05:00Toronto Dominion Over AllSo the not-so-self-aware folks at TD Economics came up with a new labour market indicator and the headline <a href="http://www.td.com/document/PDF/economics/special/Labour_Market_Indicator.pdf">they chose</a> to introduce it with is, "ONE INDICATOR TO RULE THEM ALL." That's right. They went with a metaphor using Tolkien's evil ring that corrupts even the purest of hearts. In this analogy (of their choosing!), they are Sauron and the labour market indicator possesses a hidden malevolent power to enable their control over (Middle) Earth.<br />
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This is terrible branding on their part. Monolithic institutions operating in big towers and with wide-ranging influence should not be quoting imperious necromancers to introduce a new product they are intent on everyone adopting.<br />
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I call upon the Frodo of our time to destory this foul statistic and banish its evil designs from our realm.<br />
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But as long as one of the world's most powerful banks is being oblivious to their imposing stature and to literary allusions, they might as well go whole hog. I propose TD Collections Services should reference Shylock from <i>The Merchant of Venice</i>. Their new product should carry the headline, "The adjustable-rate mortgage payment which we demand is dearly bought; 'tis ours and we shall have it."Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-78726826373362249862015-06-02T23:01:00.000-04:002016-01-06T10:29:41.249-05:00Studly Cool Words"Oh yeah? You wanna act out? Well I got a little flare for the damn attic myself." - me, before I shoot a flare at the roof of a building I am arguing with a melodramatic neighbour about.<br />
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<br />Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-31677262620986472452015-04-14T13:15:00.001-04:002015-04-14T13:15:40.430-04:00The First Two Hipsters 1 Minute After The Big Bang<i><b>Florissa Fairweather-Van Vleet:</b></i> I dunno, I just feel like the whole cosmological principle of large-scale homogeneity is too normative, you know? I mean, why can't we just be our own singularities if some of us feel like that on the inside? ... <i>[plaintively]</i> Jaydennnn, are you even listening to me? I'm trying to tell you about my myriad lived experiences.<br />
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<i><b>Jayden Tuckerston-Marlborough:</b></i> Wait, sorry, what? I was listening to some Arcade Fire tracks on my (ostentatiously huge) headphones but yeah, pretty lame how we are the only two white people in the universe right now. It just seems like, where's the diversity, you know? Let's find some Afro-American guys who will sell us weed.<br />
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<i><b>Florissa:</b></i> Dammit, Jayden! You're not even trying to connect with me chakras! Why do you think I got this orca tattoo on my left thigh? You make me feel like such a whale sometimes!<br />
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<i><b>Jayden:</b></i> Ok, God, fine. We can just watch Bob's Burgers or whatever on Netflix if you want, fine. We should still get some weed before our Gender Studies class though.<br />
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<i><b>Florissa:</b></i> Ahhhhh, thanks Jayden. Sometimes it's like you're the only one in this universe who can understand me.<br />
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<i><b>Jayden:</b></i> Love ya too, babe. *Puts headphones back on* Hey, these headphones aren't even plugged in! Yo, Florissa, I think that maybe that music I was hearing is just the random burbling background noise of the Big Bang's proto-verse repeating itself over and over, but I totally admit it does sound a tad like some of Win's newer stuff.<br />
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<i><b>Florissa:</b></i> Um, no offense, but isn't it, like, a bit presumptuous to say you can really objectively observe the Big Bang. I just feel like Steady State Theory makes a bit more sense to me than what's happening right now 'cause of postmodern cultural relativism and something I read in an old National Geographic once when I was at my aunt's cottage for Midsummer's Day in Östersund.<br />
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<i><b>Jayden:</b></i> *having wandered off 50 words ago, smokes a little weed and gets so paranoid about how it will affect his brain when he is writing his art history midterm 13.8 billion years from now that he runs into a black hole to hide*<br />
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<i><b>Florissa:</b></i> *tumblrs gif of Jayden slipping beyond the event horizon then searches for Pabst Blue Ribbon on Alta Vista*<br />
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<b style="font-style: italic;">Jayden:</b> *manages to radiate pompous, venal ignorance throughout the universe despite being trapped by in a gravity well*<br />
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Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-44095499495767947862015-03-13T11:24:00.000-04:002015-03-13T11:24:05.342-04:00On the March! (Break)A lot of people think that March Break is just the high school version of reading week but it actually goes back much further to ancient times when Roman soldiers enjoyed a four-week furlough during the summer campaign season. Important officials would gather in the capital during this time to discuss the issues of the day, which is why General Julius Caesar was in town on the Ides of March when he was assassinated by his fellow Senators.<br />
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Over time, the months shifted on the calendar: September, October, November, and December -- so named because they originally were the seventh, eighth, ninth, and tenth months -- became months 9 through 12 and March was moved from the middle of the summer to earlier in the year to make room for July and August (named after Julius and Augustus Caesar).<br />
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The four-week furlough for non-essential military personnel became associated with the Roman god of war Ares (who became known as Mars going forward) because it was spun by Roman aristocrats as a tribute to the state's warriors and not just a cost-cutting measure to reduce Rome's ballooning military budget. In this regard, March Break can be seen as an antecedent to contemporary holidays like Veteran's Day, Memorial Day, and Remembrance Day. Folks were more into military glory back then so things got blown out into almost a full month.<br />
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Like Saturnalia and other pagan traditions, March Break (or 'Mars Brecht' as it was traditionally known) was eventually co-opted as a Christian holiday, becoming an important part of the agrarian calendar to ensure all hands were available for the spring planting season. Since then the capital-industrialist powers-that-be have whittled the break down to a vestigial week, which is all that remains of a once proud tradition of honouring veterans.<br />
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St. Patrick's Day, however, has nothing to do with March. So stop making the month about drinking and the colour green.<br />
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#KnowYourHistory<br />
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<br />Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-32240748480889293852014-05-29T22:14:00.003-04:002014-06-01T12:11:20.249-04:00Real men have the letter "r" in their nameWhen did this:<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">Become more beautiful than this:</span><br />
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Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-81123690149864743932014-05-28T01:14:00.000-04:002014-05-28T01:14:11.182-04:00An exhaustive list of things that bother me about a news article covering Canadian content requirements for pornographic television stationsHere's a bunch of things I hate about <a href="http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/03/05/your-porn-is-not-canadian-enough-crtc-warns-erotica-channels/">this story</a>:<br />
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<li>The image the National Post chose to accompany the story is vaguely sexual but beyond that has no real relationship to the subject matter of the article. In fact, I'm pretty sure that it is a <a href="http://hommeparfait.net/info/remedes-ejaculation-precoce">premature ejaculation stock photo</a>.<br /><div style="text-align: center;">
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If I had to guess what the National Post is going for with this image I would say that the unimpressed woman symbolizes the ever-watchful nanny state that wants to control what your every-man on the right there does in the privacy of his own bed?</div>
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The caption that the National Post wrote to go with the photo makes no sense either. "The CRTC may want to check this couple's passports." What?!? That makes no sense. I can't even begin to guess what the author was going for there. Why passports? Why would the CRTC investigate individuals and not regulate telecommunications? What could this couple stand accused of doing? Is lying in bed not at least 35% Canadian?</div>
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<li>The Canadian government acts like there is an abstract concept called "Canadian culture" that somehow matters to humanity and must be nurtured.</li>
<li>The Canadian government thinks it has any active role to play in defining its citizens' culture(s). We can take care of that on our own, thanks. No need to muck up an organic process.</li>
<li>The Canadian government's belief that pornography can be distinctly Canadian, let alone needs to be.</li>
<li>Canada forces its channels to air Canadian content 35% of the time at the expense of viewers and mostly for the benefit of major Canadian production companies, a.k.a. corporations. Because it's not how good a show is that matters, it's that it's not American.</li>
<li>CanCon rules <i>still </i>exist in the internet era when borders matter so incredibly little to how media is produced and consumed.</li>
<li>The Canadian government expends any resources at all on "problems" like where video and audio content comes from and what counts as sufficiently "Canadian" while its responsibilities for things like the poor, health care, and the judicial system could use some extra cash and attention.</li>
<li>The Canadian government thinks forcing Canadian viewers and Canadian channels to buy and consume more content produced in Canada than would otherwise make the grade is a good way of building a robust pornography production industry. I guess the government's reasoning is, "Sure, it's not good enough for the rest of the world's economy (approximate GDP $75 trillion) but we'll make up for that by giving the Canadian economy (approximate GDP $1.8 trillion) no choice but to subsidize it." That makes no sense. Any good Canadian pornography can make large profits internationally. Any bad Canadian pornography will show up exclusively on Northern Peaks.</li>
<li>The CRTC is very diligent when it comes to enforcing CanCon rules against obscure pornography channels. They track things right down to the minute. Meanwhile, plenty of Canadians are cheating on their taxes and drivers can stop on busy roads with impunity as long as they turn their emergency flashers on because the CRA and the police can't enforce fundamental standards of fairness that actually affect the quality of Canadian lives. How much you are allowed to exceed the posted speed limit before you get pulled over is a matter of police officer discretion but the CanCon rules for Skinemax are so sacrosanct that they must be enforced according to the precise letter of the law. Speeding vs Canadian Erotica: One of them kills, the other one matters.</li>
<li>The CRTC also strives to enforce the spirit of the law as well. It chastised one channel for dumping its "Canadian" programming outside of prime viewing hours.</li>
<li>NAFTA doesn't prohibit CanCon even though it is blatant trade protectionism. </li>
<li>Online porn is not subject to CanCon rules but porn you watch on television is even though the CRTC has some jurisdiction over online video. Why regulate one but not the other? What good does it do to require Canadian channels to buy Canadian pornography when most of pornography's value is derived from the internet that you are ignoring?</li>
<li>Everyone agrees that violence against women is terrible and you can argue that pornography contributes to the problem (or is a form or prostitution which is still illegal) but the government requires that it be produced in Canada.</li>
<li>The CRTC is also reprimanding porn for not being close-captioned. Think about that for a second. Porn. Close-captioned. Because there haven't been enough jokes about how superfluous pornography's plots are and how people don't read Playboy for the articles.</li>
<li>The bizarre claim by an interviewee that making video games and making pornography are similar processes. Here's the quote:<br /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px;"><br />Porn production is flourishing in Quebec, with Montreal headquarters to such industry heavyweight as Brazzers and Mile High Media. Industry boosters claim the city’s production of X-rated videos is rivaled only by Los Angeles and Amsterdam.<br /><br /><u>"We have the big game companies here. We have a lot of well-known computer-graphics generators here. It just stands to reason that some of that would derive into the adult expansions,”</u> Michael Plant, a Quebec City-based adult-entertainment entrepreneur, told The Canadian Press in 2008.</span><br /><br /><br />I think this man is vastly overstating the degree to which computer graphics (or more precisely, "computer-graphics generators," by which I assume he means computers) are a necessary part of pornography. Besides, the skill sets used to make video games and porn are very different. If you randomly chose a sample of video game programmers and 3-D artists then put them next to a randomly chosen group of porn stars, I'm pretty sure you'd be able to tell the difference.</li>
<li>The article's author chose that quote despite it being 6 years old. He must have been desperate for filler when he threw it in there, which raises the question: why not leave it out?</li>
<li>Actually, now that I've read that quote more closely a few times, I think the problem is that the interviewee is being quoted out of context. I'm guessing that he was talking about making pornographic video games and not pornography <i>simpliciter</i> but the preceding paragraph combined with the ambiguity of the term "adult expansions" makes him look like an idiot. Good job, National Post.</li>
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Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-92013518281792832862014-05-20T00:43:00.000-04:002014-05-20T00:43:02.260-04:00Way Off WebsterWho was the genius that decided "sleeping like a baby" should mean "sleeping soundly" and not "waking every 2 hours to yell until someone feeds you"? The bullshit artist that came up with that definition should be terminated with cause immediately and never allowed near Dictionary HQ again. I mean, has that person ever even seen a baby? You don't need extraordinary powers of perception to notice babies have some messed up sleep patterns.<br />
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FYI: If you sleep like a baby then you should seek medical attention immediately because people who need to sleep 12 irregular hours per day and can't get out of bed to stop from pissing and shitting themselves are almost always tremendously ill.<br />
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Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-61089482476905016682014-05-12T00:11:00.000-04:002014-05-12T00:25:14.865-04:00Do Not BlockheadIn the video below Ontario Progressive Conservative Party leader and Mr. Bean impersonator Tim Hudak manages to creepily photobomb video of his own campaign's spectacular failure. They were trying to stage a photo-op on the Toronto subway but no one with the campaign realized blundering onto the subway to film without permission might cause some problems for them and for the hundreds of people held up by their idiocy.<br />
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He looks like he's seeing a video camera for the first time and is absolutely transfixed by it. He looks like he was taught by a stock footage company to smile blandly and his training kicked in when a situation arose that would have greatly benefited from a modicum of leadership on his part. He looks like he has no idea that running a province with 14 million people in it would be more difficult than staring straight ahead while your lackeys try to paper over another boondoggle. At least he's got the part where you act like nothing is wrong while everything falls apart around you down pat already.<br />
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P.S. - Big shout-out to the policemen who are so dedicated to shutting down the public menace that is people filming on the subway without first jumping through some bureaucratic hoops to get a permit. I especially like that the police are sticking it to the cameramen whilst oblivious to the fact that multiple people on the subway are recording the police themselves at that very moment on the subway. The whole thing is like a satire on the problem of useless red tape making things more difficult without actually regulating any dangers and missing 90% of the violators.Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-7965375274410194152014-05-04T21:49:00.001-04:002014-05-04T22:01:50.505-04:00Fuck Brooklyn!Being a Raptors fan is such a poor value proposition. Nineteen years as a franchise and they still haven't won a best-of-seven series yet they have managed to lose two game sevens at the buzzer.<br />
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And it's going to get even more expensive to be a fan of this depressing team thanks to their success this year. It's great that Toronto supports the Raptors the way they do but usually if your team is perenially inept you at least get the salve of cheap tickets. Not in the GTA where there is a huge population with lots of bills to spend on a sharply limited commodity.<br />
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<li>Jason Kidd finally realized what the Raptors knew two years ago: Alan Anderson is not an NBA starter. He belongs in the Anthony Parker/Jamario Moon dustbin for Raptors swingmen whose glaring flaws disqualified them from being NBA regulars out of college but hung around professional basketball until Toronto took a flyer on them.</li>
<li>Kidd gave more time to Marcus Thornton and he paid off, hitting 4 of his 6 three-point attempts. The rookie must have found a cure for the playof jitters that plagued him earlier in the series.</li>
<li>Terrence Ross, on the other hand, was as shaky as ever. He finished a few times at the hoop but it never unlocked his outside shooting. Whenever he put a three up your instinct was to see if we had anybody with a good chance at the offensive rebound you knew was coming. He could have easily been the difference in the game and in the series. I'm sure he knows it. Now we'll see if he has the kind of personality where that drives him to work hard on his game over the summer.</li>
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<li>You are not going to win a game 7 in which Patrick Patterson is your best player. Although we should note that the game would have been over in the first quarter if Amir Johnson hadn't used all his power-ups.</li>
<li>The only thing with less energy than John Salmons's play is his facial expression. He looked completely apathetic whenever he was onscreen like he had no interest in the NBA playoffs, let alone any desire to play in them. I'm sure there are plenty of NBA players who prefer to head home on vacation once the regular season is over rather than prepare for grueling playoff games even if it means they miss out on their playoff pay. I'm guessing John Salmons is one such player.</li>
<li>Referees still matter too much in the NBA and if one more 50/50 block/charge call had gone the Raptors way then this post would have a very different tone.</li>
<li>Fuck Brooklyn! It's not like the Raptors were going to win against Miami in the next round anyway (let alone win the championship) but it would have been so delicious to close the casket on Kevin Garnett's career and send so much salary packing. Letting that slimy team squeak through is a huge missed opportunity from a karma standpoint.</li>
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Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-71730304498592536232014-04-29T23:46:00.000-04:002014-04-29T23:46:43.513-04:00Documenting HistoryGuys, I just read something real important on imdb that you should know about the 2009 film <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1045778/goofs?item=gf2066250">Year One</a></i>:<br />
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<br />Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-45553376747194311332014-04-27T20:46:00.001-04:002014-04-27T20:46:42.261-04:00Le SelfieThe French translation of the word "selfie" is "<a href="http://blogues.radio-canada.ca/jeuninfo2014/tag/ego-portrait/">égo-portrait</a>" which is just about perfect. It's like finding out that the French word for "facebook" is "kid-photos" or that Peter Mansbridge translates to "vapid-cueball".<div>
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By the way, amidst all the recognition Donald Sterling is getting for being a terrible person because he is racist, we should add he is also a terrible person for thinking he's entitled to tell his girlfriend who she can and cannot hang out with in public.<br />
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Boycotting the Clippers is basically a moral imperative now. The market must demonstrate that the team is significantly less valuable in Sterling's hands than it would be in someone else's. That's easy for me to say since I don't have any standing as a season-ticket holder that I'm giving up or any playoff games that I'll be missing but ending racism isn't all voting for Obama and watching The Wire, Clippers fans.<br />
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And every basketball fan can join the boycott. Sterling benefits from revenue-sharing like every NBA owner so you are lining his thick racist pockets anytime you consume an NBA product until he sells. If he won't sell voluntarily then we need to convince the other 29 owners to force him out. Good thing the Stanley Cup playoffs are on right now.Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-40012995712807846502014-04-24T02:36:00.001-04:002014-04-24T02:38:17.424-04:00Lyrics for Thomas D'Arcy's "Credit!"<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/RoRy5KMuTo8" width="480"></iframe><br />
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Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-34993951292880216822014-02-05T03:04:00.002-05:002014-02-05T03:17:56.356-05:00You can't spell "Hack!" without Big HWhat’s crazy to me about Phillip Seymour Hoffman dying of a heroin overdose is that he was the last person I would have guessed had an addiction to hard drugs. This exposes my total ignorance of the junkie personality but I think of them as people with very little self-control, both in the sense that they caved into doing hard drugs in the first place and because a junkie's free will is undercut by his or her cravings.<br />
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But Hoffman must have had superlative self-control to completely inhabit so many distinct and fully-developed characters like he did. I'm paraphrasing here, but Chris Connelly basically said Hoffman was the best at simultaneously exuding to an audience the image his character wanted to show the world and what he really was underneath. I think that is a very accurate description of the man's talent but it is so hard for me to reconcile someone having control over their persona top-to-bottom like that but being unable to constrain their animal urge for dopamine/serotonin. For someone to act like Hoffman did is the epitome of higher-order consciousness yet somehow he was killed by a base impulse: to get high.<br />
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The only alternative explanation is that America is actually winning the war against racism. I mean, for a black hip-hop artist to be able to so easily bluff his way past the po-po and transport narcotics across state lines is like the Apollo 11 of the civil rights movement. Mission Accomplished, man. Who cares about getting a black man elected president any more? Getting cops to even entertain the possibility that a young rich black man isn't trafficking drugs is like 90% of the subtext to Dr. King's "I have a dream" speech.<br />
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Merry Black History Month!Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-6243417755823939812014-01-26T19:47:00.001-05:002014-01-26T19:47:49.557-05:00(Probably) True SuppositionDid you know that the inspiration for the K-Os song "The Dog is Mine" was (probably) the movie <i>Our Idiot Brother</i>? Consider the evidence.<br />
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<li>The chorus and very title of the song reference the main character's central motivation throughout the film. When he gets out of jail Ned desperately wants to reconnect with <u>his</u> dog but his former partner Janet kicks him off their farm and refuses to let him bring his golden retriever named Willie Nelson with him. In K-Os's words, Janet makes it so that "a dog gotta be a prize." Her actions drive him to solicit legal advice on the matter (a very unusual step for an outside-the-system guy like Ned) and he even goes so far as to try and steal the dog back. One of his sister's explains that no one could love anything as unconditionally as Ned loves Willie Nelson. At the end of the movie it is not any human relationship but Ned's relationship with his dog that gives him a reason to leave jail. In his eyes, "The Dog is [Emphatically] Mine," and every capital letter belongs in that title/thought. </li>
<li>The timing of the song's release fits with the production timeline of an album given when K-Os likely saw <i>Our Idiot Brother</i>: The movie was released in January 2011 and the song came out in September 2012.</li>
<li>K-Os sings, "Got to pack my things and go" which syncs with Ned's eviction at the hands of Janet as well as making reference to the pack he wears in several scenes throughout the film. Indeed, the word pack is repeated in the line, "I thought you don't pack a soul," which also describes Janet's ruthless cleavage of Ned from his precious dog.</li>
<li>Other K-Os lyrics talk about how he "tried to empathize" and implore the listener to "go ahead with your better self." These lines succinctly articulate Ned's worldview. He tries to connect with people by listening to them on an emotional level and he explains to Princess Arabella in the film that he believes trusting people inspires them to bring out their best selves.</li>
<li>Ned is the apotheosis of naive. He sells marijuana to a uniformed police officer because he genuinely believes the policeman is asking his help and isn't merely entrapping him. Hence K-Os writing a line in his song about being "too naïve to know."</li>
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<br />Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-34361460817529188602014-01-23T03:23:00.000-05:002014-01-23T03:23:00.269-05:00Scrubs, do you want some Scrubs?I, using my alternate alter ego Gandhi Turkleton, posted my first videos to YouTube recently. Behold their greatness!<br />
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You'll note that I, like most of the Scrubs fanbase, do not acknowledge the existence of Season so-called 9.<br />
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Anyway, having created a Blogger blog in 2011 and posted YouTube videos for the first time in late 2013, I am right on track to start tweeting in 2016 and then who knows what's next? Dare I dream of a tumblr with resplendent with my most recent intellectual property violations? The Internet better watch out because here comes Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year!*<br />
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*:<i> Time's 2006 Person of the Year was "You" as in <u>You</u>Tube. And by "you" in this case I of course mean "Me" and not "Us" which is whom Time was using it to refer to. Sorry if that was a confusing use of pronouns and/or you didn't know who Time's 2006 Person of the Year was and had to read this endnote. I can see now that expecting you to remember who was THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON ON THE PLANET 8 years ago is asking too much. I promise I will not expect you to remember more than 7 things going forward.</i>Coolguy Thrawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186465182220532047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595565120050327060.post-8669106822014534952014-01-22T01:13:00.000-05:002014-01-22T01:13:18.982-05:00Onomatopoeia?"Grandiloquence" is one of those words that means what it sounds like.<br />
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