Dogs v. Cats 2: This time its classical political philosophy

Dogs are born free and everywhere they are on leashes. You would never see cats tolerate such a situation. The feline intuitively grasps Rousseau's social contract, then has the sheer gumption to reject it. Meanwhile, the canine has managed to fall out of the state of nature into something even worse: the state of captivity. The domesticated canine has bought pee breaks and 2 meals of dry food per day at the impossibly high cost of its initiative.