Stormin' & Deformin'

Did you know that Hannah Storm is still on TV? It's true! I just saw her talking about someone crossing Niagara Falls. She is a good case study in how the cumulative effect of many cosmetic surgeries can add up to be more grotesque than going the natural route. It is the cosmetic equivalent to the knee surgeries that Kobe gets in Germany; they make things better for a little while but the extra wear and tear ends up more than cancelling out the benefits over the long-term.

This isn't Hannah Storm

I also want to point out that Hannah Storm (née Hannah Storen) adopted the last name Storm in the early 1980s after the first appearance of the Marvel character in 1975. These things matter.