Board Shame

Pretty sure I'm addicted to sugar because I played Candyland as a kid. The game has nothing to do with learning to read or counting, but it has everything to do with mouth-watering images of sweets. There's no strategy so you brain can really focus on the succulent images of Chocolate Marshes and Peppermint Stick Forests. Yeah, like that's not habit-forming; why not just stick a heroin needle in my arm, Mom! Nobody mentioned diabeatus when I was taking the shortcut along Gumdrop Pass!