Some French have all the subs

How come the French Subway jingle sounds so much more catchy than all the vexatious attempts in English Canada?

My hips don't lie when this advertisement plays. Involuntarily, I begin to bounce my head to the side in time with the beat. This song is better than 60% of the Billboard Hot 100 and 100% better than its English equivalent.

Le vomit. I'd rather listen to country music.